The Grind:
25) “Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a penis.'” — Elizabeth Warren
24) “If you don’t want a civil war, vote for Democrats in November.” — Kathy Griffin
23) “Drag storytellers, and the libraries and schools that support them, are advancing a love of diversity, personal expression, and literacy that is core to what our city embraces.” — Mayor Eric Adams
22) “I do wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnated by black men.” — Amanda Duarte on the possibility of Roe vs. Wade being overturned.
The Details:
21) “Why restrict child porn but not guns?” — Neil Steinberg
20) “‘Defund the police’ is not the problem. We dangled the carrot in front of people’s faces and said we can get it done and that Democrats deliver, when we haven’t totally delivered.” — Cori Bush
19) “I wish what they’d do is pass a law to make you immune from liability if you punch some unvaccinated person right in the face, which I’d really like to do. If you ask me what’s my first reaction to you if you’re not vaccinated, you don’t have any medical reason not to be, you’re a piece of sh*t, OK? I just want to punch you in the god****ed face. That’s the way I look at these people.” — James Carville
18) “I still feel like black people still are where we were under the Emancipation Proclamation. What is happening?” — Whoopi Goldberg
17) “Get your fictional hateful Bible stories and your fake fictional religious bullsh*t out of our f***ing lives. F*** you!” — Billy Eichner. Read more…